The 24 Days of Christmas – Day 3

As we all know, Christmas is fast approaching and as we all also know, many of you will be struggling to think of interesting gift ideas for your nearest and dearest. ‘What shall we buy to show our love?!’ we hear you cry. Well, fear not, for we at the Fold know that sometimes, thinking beyond the usual DVD boxsets/smellies/Xbox games can be a little difficult, and so over the course of December we endeavour to bring you a new gift idea each day on the run-up to Christmas, totalling 24, and with each one we shall also bring you an accompanying song that somehow represents the gift in some way. ‘Gift ideas and related entertainment?!’ we hear you now crying! ‘How on Earth do they manage it?!’

Some would say that Tarantino could do no wrong in the nineties. He had subtle sarcy prose down to a tee, an army of talented actors and actresses at his disposal and a soft spot for nihilism. Consequently, that writing would help reignite two dwindling stars. Stinker’s aside, we have to give him credit where credit is due. Okay, so he had a thing for beret’s that quite clearly didn’t work with that bonce, but we could forgive him when his stories consistently entertained.

You have got Christmas around the corner and a friend who quite likes his beret and meta-fiction. He’s trying to be the shepherd, so why don’t you give him a little present to reflect that.


The Bad Mother Fu**er Wallet

Here’s the description (yeah I know its pretty windy- here’s mine: brown leather wallet with swears on it)

Are you a very bad man? Do you want people to think/know this? Perhaps you get your kicks from ‘doing jobs’, ‘taking people out’ and ‘escaping the pigs’…

Then look no further because the Bad Mother Fucker Wallet is where to keep your doubtless ill-gotten gains. (But if you read that last sentence and thought, “Hmmm, that’s me: I regularly wash the car, take my mum down the shops and really love playing hide and seek with hogs”, then this ain’t the product for you, bad boy.)

This finely crafted 100% leather item (NOT leather composite or synthetic leather like a lot of BMF wallets out there) with long-lasting etched wording pays homage to that super-cool cinema icon, Jules from Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction. Samuel L Jackson’s ruthless character had the arsenal and arse-kicking attributes to be worthy of such a cataclysmic catchphrase, and now you can follow in his dubious footsteps with a replica of his beloved dollar depository.

So pop this mother in your pocket next time you swagger down the shops and, while the uniformed girl’s swiping your bread and milk through the till, repeat after us: “And I WILL strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee”…

It won’t get you any Nectar points, but she’s sure to remember you.

It goes without saying that we do not encourage nor endorse any bad-arse behaviour. That just wouldn’t cut it with many people today. Really.

At £13.95 its a reasonable price for a bit of cult memorabilia.

Purchases can be made here at

Before I forget, here’s The Centurion’s showing you how a baseline should sound.



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One Response to “The 24 Days of Christmas – Day 3”

  1. Casie Cavasos Says:

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