Eminems Returns, Tooled Up…


Worldwide, an army of peroxide has begun to gather; some murmur, others stare aimlessly, while the rest recite infamous bars in thick Scottish accents (yes I remember you). Finally Marshall appears; sat atop a mountain of metaphorical prescriptions. He announces that he will following up on the $116 million grossing biopic, 8 Mile, with a 3D horror simply entitled Shady Talez. The project had been stirring around for quite some time now, but will now be accompanied by a package that includes a limited edition four-issue comic book series due 2010 from Marvel Icons. The above image comes from the upcoming serial. Slim Shady will produce and star in multiple roles in the film, which will give an “urban wink” to genre classics such “as Christine, Aliens, and The Lost Boys“ in the style of George Romero’s Creepshow. Kevin Grevioux, who helped shape the Underworld franchise, will take script duties alongside Dallas Jackson.

A release date for the film is yet to be announced. In the meantime, here’s Em offering himself to The Punisher.




Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: