Whose Got Lyrics, Who Needs Bars..

Jigga what?

Now, Hip-Hop has always prided itself on its machismo, and I for one, would always be first to defend it. When done right, its swagger Shakespeare. When done wrong however – it’s simply embarrassing.
The problem with trying to present yourself as Rambo Soprano on every track, is that your prone to some seriously questionable bars. Grime, I beg of you – please don’t follow suit…No Homo.

Jigga

“That’s gay. I ain’t into liking dudes. No way.”
Excuse Me Miss Again.

No-one said you did Sean, you got something on your mind.

“Roc-A-Fella is the Army… better yet the Navy.”
Takeover.

If your labels called Roc A Fella, don’t refer to it as the Navy.

Fiddy

“Yayo, bring the condoms, I’m in room 203.”
Piggy Bank.

I knew it!

Jada

“I might gotta take my shirt off”
Ghostface – Run ft. Jada.

Keep it at might Jada, keep it at might.

Kanye

“Magazines call me a ‘rock star’. Girls call me ‘cock star’.”
The Bounce.

“Girls call me the gobbler”. By the way, it’s not just the girls Kanye.

“I live by two words…f**k you, pay me.”
Two Words.

Two words, do math.

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NERD

“I dare a motherf**ker to come in my face.”
Lapdance.

This one takes the metaphorical rugby biscuit. Dare or want, only Pharrell knows.

“Guess you ain’t heard that we swallow guys.”
Rockstar.

Want….

phar

Canibus

“You might got more cash than me, but you ain’t got the skills to eat a ni**a’s ass like me.” Second Round Knockout.

Okay, when battling someone, it’s best not to give them ammo for a retort. Number two, thats not a battle lyric Cani – you are now flirting. Number three, it’s not a skill, it’s a life choice. Accept that.

cani

Rick Ross

“Me and Dre do things.”
Chevy Ridin’ High

No we don’t Rick. Unless by ‘things’ you mean not respect one another.

“I f**ks Pianos”
Pushing Keys.

………………..

rick r

Dré

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